Trish Berry
Below is a very evil breakfast choice.
Royal Caribbean has a new cinnamon bun on all its cruise ships. They smell like the ones your mom made when you were small, but these are evil buns.
They are addictive, I’ve been told.
Much bustling of people around that section of the morning sweet offerings, so this statement might be true.
A bun whispers to you, ‘Take me.’ The bun beside it says, ‘No, take me.’
Then they both leap off the tray onto your plate. You walk around wondering how they ended up there, on your plate, where they shouldn’t be. 
For those who do eat them, it’s best to un-swirl them. You get to see all the cinnamon baked in, rolled in. But they are just as tasty when un-swirled. Just take a huge bite.
You will smile, a smile where your teeth are covered in icing and cinnamon. (All this is true from my own personal experience.)
As you enter the Windjammer each morning, you will smell them, hear them and maybe eat them.
My breakfast in the Windjammer (buffet) is usually an egg white omelet made with mushrooms, spinach and tomatoes.
You place your order at the omelet station, you’re handed a pager, and then you wait for the pager to ding and ding and ding. It doesn’t take long.
I mix my omelet with slivered almonds and raisins. I mash it all up. My plate looks like a plateful of tasty dog food, possibly Alpo.
On the buffet line, you can pick up ready-made eggs of any type.
Omelets, eggs and cheese, eggs wrapped in bacon, fried eggs, boiled eggs. They have it all.
And bacon, bacon, bacon everywhere. We once saw a teen who had bacon, only bacon, stacked on his plate six inches high. His mom was nowhere nearby.
I like the avocado toast and usually have a piece of it along with my omelet.
Some mornings, I get the breakfast that I typically eat each morning at home. Plain Greek yogurt (I love Chobani), whole flaxseed, raisins and slivered almonds. I have a fruit, and it’s usually watermelon when I’m on a cruise.
Live life with gusto.
Eat that cinnamon bun.
I did. I ate one every morning. On our next trip, I am NOT eating one, NOT one, of them. Exercise, exercise, exercise, exercise, but those buns will stay on your buns a long time.
Have fun!!! Safe travels!! Eat smart!!!!